Giancarlo Fiorentini

wiseguypictures: Michel Jean-Michel: Overexposed A candid...

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 18:15:06 -0400

Michel Jean-Michel: Overexposed

A candid glimpse into the life of the world’s most famous paparazzo.

Written and Directed by Giancarlo Fiorentini and Jonathan Grimm. Starring Thomas Middleditch.

wiseguypictures: Starting to get a little more concerned about...

Thu, 19 May 2011 18:15:21 -0400

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Starting to get a little more concerned about this doomsday thing.

Very exciting news! wiseguypictures: We are incredibly honored to announce that Facebook Ruins Job...

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 20:02:23 -0400

Very exciting news!

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We are incredibly honored to announce that Facebook Ruins Job Interview has been nominated for Best Writing at this year’s Webby’s! Each category has a People’s Choice Award, so please vote for us here!

wiseguypictures: “Rachel Maddow Grills Local Politician,”...

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 14:44:59 -0500

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“Rachel Maddow Grills Local Politician,” starring Jon Gabrus and Elaine Carroll.

wiseguypictures: “Residential Foursquare.” Starring Nick...

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:39:52 -0400

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“Residential Foursquare.” Starring Nick Ross.

Photo

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:50:29 -0400

Couldn’t agree with Oprah more. The light bulb and...

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 18:50:03 -0400

Couldn’t agree with Oprah more. The light bulb and penicillin are great and all, but a way to find something as beautiful as this? Truly the greatest invention ever.

wiseguypictures: Facebook Ruins Job Interview. Starring Jon...

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:02:34 -0400

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Facebook Ruins Job Interview. Starring Jon Gabrus and Dominic Dierkes.

The first video for Wiseguy Pictures, a new website of videos...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:23:44 -0400

The first video for Wiseguy Pictures, a new website of videos and comics by me and Jonathan Grimm. It stars Josh Ruben and Heather Cavalet.

False Advertising

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:28:01 -0500

I bought a bottle of cranberry juice that said “Contains 15% juice.” I sort of felt duped, because I had to buy like five more just to fill it up.

Old Habits

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:42:47 -0500

I think I’ve been single for too long because on Thanksgiving, I asked my grandmother if I could buy her a drink before I started talking to her. I wanted to tell her she looked hot.

Like Father, Or Else, Son

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:24:43 -0500

My dad always prided himself on his frugality. Once, I asked if I could have a mirror for my bedroom. Instead, he made my twin brother move into it.

About time someone made this.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:54:11 -0500

About time someone made this.

Close Encounters of the Seinfeld Kind

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:25:12 -0500

About three months ago while in Los Angeles, Jon and I met with an old friend at the Roosevelt to catch up over drinks. Upon leaving, I thought I recognized a familiar face in the lobby. She was an older woman, probably in her late sixties; an actress I’d seen several times before, but I couldn’t place my finger on exactly where. Whereas I’d normally continue on my way unconcerned, something (several vodka sodas) was telling me to get to the bottom of it. I asked my friend if perhaps she recognized the woman, to which she confidently replied, “You’re hurting my arm.”

I decided to get a closer look.

Unfortunately, subtlety is not the art of a drunk. What I thought was merely stealing a couple glances evolved into a Larry David-esque stare down that quickly ended with a distinct look of panic settling across her face. Like any grown man who inadvertently frightens an old woman, I sprinted in the opposite direction and hid behind the largest piece of furniture I could find.

Once the coast was clear, I emerged to show my friends that I had found her on IMDB. Mystery solved! With her headshot plastered on my iPhone, I declared, “I think it’s Grace…”

“WHAT are you doing?!” an exasperated Grace Zabriskie cried over my shoulder.

I turned around to a horrified expression that I’d previously only seen reserved for George Costanza on Seinfeld.

“Yeah, it’s definitely Mrs. Ross!”

My Halloween costume: Ferris Bueller

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:54:44 -0500

My Halloween costume: Ferris Bueller

Running Joke

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:29:50 -0400

I’m such a bad runner, I don’t even know where to begin. So I usually get disqualified.

Fat Kid Loves Bacon (rap remix)

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:13:00 -0400

Fat Kid Loves Bacon (rap remix)

A video that Jon and I made of Brand New’s acoustic...

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:34:34 -0400

A video that Jon and I made of Brand New’s acoustic version of “Sowing Season.” Two other unplugged videos should be released soon.

Discovered what looks like an outline of Frankenstein in the...

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:27:46 -0400

Discovered what looks like an outline of Frankenstein in the shower today. I also saw an impression of Jesus on my bar of soap, but my iPhone shorted out before I could snap the pic lol…

Lin Manuel Miranda from “In the Heights” came by to...

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:28:22 -0400

Lin Manuel Miranda from “In the Heights” came by to star in this Hardly Working with some of “Freestyle Love Supreme.” They don’t give Tony’s away for nothing.