Giancarlo Fiorentini

Doctor Diagnosing His Girlfriend

Doctor: There’s no easy way for me to say this, but…it’s cancer. 
Gina: Oh my God!
Doctor: And I’m Virgo. We’re just not compatible, Gina. I’m sorry.
Gina: Oh, so I’m not sick?
Doctor: Only in the head. 
Gina: Ugh, whatever. Bye.
Doctor: I’m serious. You should see a neurologist.
Gina: Ok, I get it. You don’t like me. 
Doctor: Gina, are you even listening to me? You have a brain tumor.
Gina: What?!
Doctor: See, this is exactly why I think we should stop dating.