20th
Music to My Fears
I’m a classically trained pianist. Whenever I made a mistake, my father beat me with “War and Peace.”
I’m a classically trained pianist. Whenever I made a mistake, my father beat me with “War and Peace.”
Over the last few years, I’ve had the privilege of witnessing a group of really funny people go from producing a few very popular internet videos to producing a lot of very popular internet videos and a (soon-to-be) very popular television show. Although it is surreal to see things like this and this on billboards and television, the inevitable success of the people behind it isn’t at all surprising. And after watching SNL last night, I think it will be a breath of fresh air.
I wonder what the thought process was like for the person who invented carpeting. They just stepped out of bed one morning and were like, “Fuck this shit.”
An amateur mason was resting near his cottage when it hit him like a ton of bricks: next time, don’t forget to use cement.
I wish I had known about this show when it was on T.V.
Another funny one with Ralph Macchio.
I’ve always thought of myself as the type that would be “the crazy uncle.” So I impregnated my sister.