Giancarlo Fiorentini

May
20th

Wed

Music to My Fears

I’m a classically trained pianist. Whenever I made a mistake, my father beat me with “War and Peace.”

Mar
29th

Sun

The Old Man and the Seymour

Full movie is now online:

Mar
4th

Wed

Trailer #2 for “The Old Man and the Seymour.”

Mar
3rd

Tue

As my senior project at NYU, I co-wrote and co-directed a 30-minute film with Jonathan Grimm, starring Amir and Streeter. It was shot almost a year ago, but is finally going to make its way online very soon. Here’s the trailer.

Feb
8th

Sun

The CollegeHumor Show

Over the last few years, I’ve had the privilege of witnessing a group of really funny people go from producing a few very popular internet videos to producing a lot of very popular internet videos and a (soon-to-be) very popular television show. Although it is surreal to see things like this and this on billboards and television, the inevitable success of the people behind it isn’t at all surprising. And after watching SNL last night, I think it will be a breath of fresh air.

Feb
4th

Wed

If you think this is bad, you should see Jeff during Bleep Bloop.

Jan
3rd

Sat

Empire Yesterday

I wonder what the thought process was like for the person who invented carpeting. They just stepped out of bed one morning and were like, “Fuck this shit.”

Jan
2nd

Fri

An amateur mason was resting near his cottage when it hit him like a ton of bricks: next time, don’t forget to use cement.

Dec
27th

Sat

Lloydian Analysis

I wish I had known about this show when it was on T.V.

Another funny one with Ralph Macchio.

Nov
29th

Sat

Brotherly Love

I’ve always thought of myself as the type that would be “the crazy uncle.” So I impregnated my sister.