September 2008
6 posts
Adopted children: the ultimate cougar hunters.
Sep 28th
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This was me and Jon’s first official Hardly Working, and I think this user comment sums it up best: “I’ve never felt such a combination of repulsion and intrigue in all my life.”
Sep 26th
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A Manner of Speaking
I don’t like “killing time” because it sounds kind of morbid. Instead, I like “living in the moment.” For instance, sometimes when I’m bored I’ll spontaneously go on a shooting spree. 
Sep 17th
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“I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago....”
– Woody Allen
Sep 11th
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Looking back, I feel kind of dirty having played doctor as a little kid with my friend Julie. I guess I was just too naive to think about washing the knife before giving her that liver transplant. 
Sep 6th
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Before last night, the phrase “Andrea Mitchell attacked by balloons” probably had zero results on Google. No longer so. 
Sep 5th
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