Adopted children: the ultimate cougar hunters.
This was me and Jon’s first official Hardly Working, and I think this user comment sums it up best: “I’ve never felt such a combination of repulsion and intrigue in all my life.”
A Manner of Speaking
I don’t like “killing time” because it sounds kind of morbid. Instead, I like “living in the moment.” For instance, sometimes when I’m bored I’ll spontaneously go on a shooting spree.
I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago....– Woody Allen
Looking back, I feel kind of dirty having played doctor as a little kid with my friend Julie. I guess I was just too naive to think about washing the knife before giving her that liver transplant.
Before last night, the phrase “Andrea Mitchell attacked by balloons” probably had zero results on Google. No longer so.